Funny SMS

CONGRATS' u have been awarded an M.B.A. degreefor not SMSing me.......
MBA means: 'Member Of Bhikhari Accociation'
Kindly forward it 2 all MBA's like you.


JAANI.......
jinke ghar seese k bane hote hai wo.....

wo

wo

wo

"TOILET" sirf raat mein hi ja sakte hai........


Wo log bewakoof hai,
jo log ladkiyon ko MISS karte hai.....
Miss karna hai to MACCHARON ko karo,
jo jaan hatheli pe rakh k tumhe kiss karte hai........


Teri maa ki.....
Teri bahan ki......
Tere baap ki........
Tere bhai ki.......
Tere poore khandan ki......
.......
..........
...............
"JAAN" hai re tu pagal.
apna khyaal rakha kar......


EK band dukan par lambi line lagi thi..
SARDAR bhid main ghus kar aage jata,
to log use peche fek dete....
SARDAR:"Ab khade raho saalo ,
main dukan hi nahi kholunga........


Ladka shadi ke liye ladki dekhane gaya..
Dono kamre me baat karne gaye..
Ladki (Darte Darte): BHAIYA aap kitne bhai behan ho????????
Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the ab 4 ho gaye.........


Patni:Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho.......
maine use das sal pehle saadi ko inkar kiya tha,
aur wo aaj tak pee raha hai
Pati:Wah!!!!! itna lamba celebration..........


Kisi ladki ko chedo,
uska hath pakad lo......
Agar wo thappad mare to kaho::
"Tum pehle imtihan me pass ho gayi,
Mujhe aisi hi sharif ladki chchiye thi............


Lohe ko loha kat sakta hai,
Heere ko heera kaat sakta hai,
Zehar ko zehar kaat sakta hai,
Tum plz apna khyal rakhna,
Tumko "KUTTA" kat sakta hai !!!!!!!!!!

Funny SMS

Ek kawue ne ek sherani ko propose kiye.

sherani boli: pahle khud ko dekh,
apna chehra dekh, apna sarir dekh,

kawua bola: wo sab chod,
tu mera CONFIDENCE dekh..................