Saturday, September 16, 2023

The wall - a new journey

        Remaking of Motu's


A New Begining

Greatness don't comes easy mates. Look in the history, every person who created big impact was loneliest and troubled souls which make them hard as rock. Let collaborate I have many script as one liner and I want a writer for that. If you are up for it let's connect. 


The curse of past

I myself recently came out from dipression, alcoholism, non stop smoking, various other things. Thrown out from house by family, money took by brother using a fraud, struggling from various evil rituls side effects by my own younger brother and in laws, separated from my 6 year old daughter, wife is cheat........ 


Rebirth of Motu's 2.0

But i am not giving up, standing tall without any regret because till now i obeyed what everyone said. But now I'm going to do what I want and how I want.  I am starting from scratch and i took an oath that i will rule the world or atleast i will die trying but no more regrets. I want people like me who have nothing to loose but only will to fight. So you wanna join in and be my aly? Let's show them what a bunch of looser can do.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

kuch apney dil ki

Zindagi ek silsila hai, koi milta he to koi bichad jata he,
jinhe mangte he aksar hum duaaon me, wo kisi aur ko bina maange he mil jata hai..
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Na chaho kissi ko itna k chahat tumhari majboori ban jaaye
chaho kissi ko itna k tumhara pyaar oos k liye zaroori ban jaaye...

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Funny Once

Ankhon mein anshu aa jatey hain

wah
wah
wah
wah

ankhon mein anshu aa jatey hain

phir bhi hoton par hasi rakhni padti hai,

wah wah wah

yeh haal tab hota hai jab

yeh haal tab hota hai jab

lambey safar mein tatti rokni padti hai......
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Bhagwan kare tujhey mere dardon ki aisi saza miley

bhagwan kare tujhey mere dardon ki aisi saza miley

ki tujhe lagey jor se potty aur kahin karney ki jagah na miley.......

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Funny SMS

CONGRATS' u have been awarded an M.B.A. degreefor not SMSing me.......
MBA means: 'Member Of Bhikhari Accociation'
Kindly forward it 2 all MBA's like you.


JAANI.......
jinke ghar seese k bane hote hai wo.....

wo

wo

wo

"TOILET" sirf raat mein hi ja sakte hai........


Wo log bewakoof hai,
jo log ladkiyon ko MISS karte hai.....
Miss karna hai to MACCHARON ko karo,
jo jaan hatheli pe rakh k tumhe kiss karte hai........


Teri maa ki.....
Teri bahan ki......
Tere baap ki........
Tere bhai ki.......
Tere poore khandan ki......
.......
..........
...............
"JAAN" hai re tu pagal.
apna khyaal rakha kar......


EK band dukan par lambi line lagi thi..
SARDAR bhid main ghus kar aage jata,
to log use peche fek dete....
SARDAR:"Ab khade raho saalo ,
main dukan hi nahi kholunga........


Ladka shadi ke liye ladki dekhane gaya..
Dono kamre me baat karne gaye..

Ladki (Darte Darte): BHAIYA aap kitne bhai behan ho????????
Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the ab 4 ho gaye.........


Patni:Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho.......
maine use das sal pehle saadi ko inkar kiya tha,
aur wo aaj tak pee raha hai
Pati:Wah!!!!! itna lamba celebration..........


Kisi ladki ko chedo,
uska hath pakad lo......
Agar wo thappad mare to kaho::
"Tum pehle imtihan me pass ho gayi,
Mujhe aisi hi sharif ladki chchiye thi............


Lohe ko loha kat sakta hai,
Heere ko heera kaat sakta hai,
Zehar ko zehar kaat sakta hai,
Tum plz apna khyal rakhna,
Tumko "KUTTA" kat sakta hai !!!!!!!!!!





Funny SMS

Ek kawue ne ek sherani ko propose kiye.

sherani boli: pahle khud ko dekh,
apna chehra dekh, apna sarir dekh,

kawua bola: wo sab chod,
tu mera CONFIDENCE dekh..................