tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42734979417965134712011-04-21T13:22:53.233-07:00Find free SMS messages in Hindi, English for Friends, Festivals, Birthday Wishes, Love, Funny, April Fool, Good Morning, Good Night, Jokes and Naughty Text Messages.Divakarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17467587654316524937noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4273497941796513471.post-60927202583034878622008-08-09T03:32:00.000-07:002008-08-09T03:34:53.891-07:00Zindagi ek silsila hai, koi milta he to koi bichad jata he,<br />jinhe mangte he aksar hum duaaon me, wo kisi aur ko bina maange he mil jata hai..<br />___________________________________________________________<br /><br />Na chaho kissi ko itna k chahat tumhari majboori ban jaaye<br />chaho kissi ko itna k tumhara pyaar oos k liye zaroori ban jaaye...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4273497941796513471-6092720258303487862?l=freesmsmessage.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923911476968811458noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4273497941796513471.post-38473649161800659532008-08-05T21:55:00.000-07:002008-08-06T02:55:45.673-07:00Ankhon mein anshu aa jatey hain<br /><br />wah<br />wah<br />wah<br />wah<br /><br />ankhon mein anshu aa jatey hain<br /><br />phir bhi hoton par hasi rakhni padti hai,<br /><br />wah wah wah<br /><br />yeh haal tab hota hai jab<br /><br />yeh haal tab hota hai jab<br /><br />lambey safar mein tatti rokni padti hai......<br />______________________________<br /><br />Bhagwan kare tujhey mere dardon ki aisi saza miley<br /><br />bhagwan kare tujhey mere dardon ki aisi saza miley<br /><br />ki tujhe lagey jor se potty aur kahin karney ki jagah na miley.......<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4273497941796513471-3847364916180065953?l=freesmsmessage.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>deephttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15923911476968811458noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4273497941796513471.post-68436734294385249472008-03-23T01:51:00.000-07:002008-03-23T05:08:30.179-07:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">CONGRATS' u have been awarded an M.B.A. degreefor not SMSing me.......</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">MBA means: </span><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">'Member Of Bhikhari Accociation'</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Kindly forward it 2 all MBA's like you.<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">JAANI.......</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">jinke ghar seese k bane hote hai wo.....</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">wo </span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">wo</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">wo</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">"TOILET" sirf raat mein hi ja sakte hai........</span><br /><br /><br />Wo log bewakoof hai,<br />jo log ladkiyon ko MISS karte hai.....<br />Miss karna hai to MACCHARON ko karo,<br />jo jaan hatheli pe rakh k tumhe kiss karte hai........<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Teri maa ki.....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Teri bahan ki......</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Tere baap ki........</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Tere bhai ki.......</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Tere poore khandan ki......</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">.......</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">..........</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">...............</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">"JAAN" hai re tu pagal.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">apna khyaal rakha kar......<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">EK band dukan par lambi line lagi thi..<br />SARDAR bhid main ghus kar aage jata,<br />to log use peche fek dete....<br />SARDAR:"Ab khade raho saalo ,<br />main dukan hi nahi kholunga........<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">Ladka shadi ke liye ladki dekhane gaya..<br />Dono kamre me baat karne gaye..</span> </span><br /></span>Ladki<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> (Darte Darte): BHAIYA aap kitne bhai behan ho????????<br />Ladka: Abhi tak 3 the ab 4 ho gaye.........<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Patni:Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho.......<br />maine use das sal pehle saadi ko inkar kiya tha,<br />aur wo aaj tak pee raha hai<br />Pati:Wah!!!!! itna lamba celebration.........<span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Kisi ladki ko chedo,<br />uska hath pakad lo......<br />Agar wo thappad mare to kaho::<br />"Tum pehle imtihan me pass ho gayi,<br />Mujhe aisi hi sharif ladki chchiye thi............<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Lohe ko loha kat sakta hai,<br />Heere ko heera kaat sakta hai,<br />Zehar ko zehar kaat sakta hai,<br />Tum plz apna khyal rakhna,<br />Tumko "KUTTA" kat sakta hai !!!!!!!!!!<br /></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> </span><br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"></span><br /></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4273497941796513471-6843673429438524947?l=freesmsmessage.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vikas tripathihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02995982051712914016noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4273497941796513471.post-13089016460136446152008-03-23T01:44:00.000-07:002008-03-23T01:48:48.618-07:00<span style="font-family: lucida grande; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Ek kawue ne ek sherani ko propose kiye.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: lucida grande; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">sherani boli: pahle khud ko dekh,</span><br /><span style="font-family: lucida grande; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">apna chehra dekh, apna sarir dekh,</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: lucida grande; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">kawua bola: wo sab chod,</span><br /><span style="font-family: lucida grande; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">tu mera CONFIDENCE dekh..................</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4273497941796513471-1308901646013644615?l=freesmsmessage.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>vikas tripathihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02995982051712914016noreply@blogger.com0